Sarcastic and way too honest. People say I'm funny. Currently learning how to keep my fat piehole shut and be more, um, tactful... Next career will be Bounty Hunter extraordinaire. Just waiting for the jewelery business to start boring me. I sincerely believe that I could have written the second season of "The OC" better than whoever Schwartz hired to do it. I DO have writing skills. As far as that goes, my two cats could have written a better second season. Still feelin' the tragedy...

Jewelry, diamonds (I'm not materialistic - It's my JOB), motorcycles, music, animals, books, PBR (that would be bull riding, kids), any sport involving motorcycles, football (Yay Colts!)... love to watch extreme sports.

Fall Out Boy on permanent replay...Love Metal, Punk, Rock, Country, Folk, Classical...

The Departed, Pirates..., Signs, A Knight's Tale

I'm Addicted. Obsessive. Except for reality shows. I find them to be STUPIDSCRIPTEDCRAP. I also despise sitcoms. Not even riding the same bus as 'funny'. If you want humor, try "Veronica Mars" or "Supernatural".

Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series. Stephanie was a bounty hunter long before "Dog"...